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"I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO PEEEEEE SOOO BAAAAAAAADDDDD!"
--- Tom DeLonge (via touchmetom)
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The awkward moment when your friend leaves you alone with someone you don't know...

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Put two blink-182 songs in my ask and I’ll tell you which one I like better.

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Me: so what music do you like?

Guy: blink-182, that sort of th-

Me: so what date shall we set the wedding I was thinking June maybe don't worry I've already named the children we're going to have and I found this cute cottage we can buy and be happy and in love forever wow aren't we perfect together when we're old we can watch the grand children play in the yard

Guy: what?

Me:

Guy:

Me:

Guy:

Me: I said I like blink-182 too

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When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the flash is literally covering their entire face like:

theannoyingskwid:

And everyone is commenting like:

“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”

Then you’re just sitting there like:

Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom

(Fonte: fragilebird-)

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analyzing-rear-ends-182:

Me and my friend were walking today and this is what happens

Girl: Are you guys lesbians?

Me: Yeah, We go out every night, my pants are super-tight. Oh yeah. But we don’t even care at all.

Blink 182 fan girl problems.

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kissmeyouanimalxo:

When other girls take a photo of themselves:

When I take a photo of myself:

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oh Tom.


interviewer: whose up text is it uh Tom, tom where are ya?

*Tom looks around lost*

Tom: HIIII

Mark: LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!

Tom: Whose this guy?

Interviewer: That's your band mate his names mark. He plays the bass

Tom: Oh can i have a new one?

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

wow LMFAO’s album is called Sorry For Party Rocking

it’s like they know their music is terrible so they felt they had to apologize for it ahead of time